My friends, it has often been said that I like Benkastel. Friends, I like Bernkastel. No, friends, I love Bernkastel! Therefore I share to you my lady’s image song. It’s a sad song of paradox. The lyrics portray the sinful witch seeking redemption through death yet we all know the Bernkastel we (‘I’ to be precise) all love is a broken witch who dwells on joy of death. For a long time men were mesmerized by paradox so don’t blame me for being captivated by the paradoxical beauty that is the cruel, sadistic, and lonely Lady Bernkastel.